Textin' With Ted (Political Satire)
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Now that the weather has gotten colder, I don’t see my neighbors too often in the yard so one of my opinionated neighbors decided to text...


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Personal Opinions Should Be Removed From MVP Voting
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- Dec 18, 2021
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