The Trump Quiz

This is a satirical quiz regarding Trump’s personality and actions as a businessman and President. For those who like and support Trump, this quiz may challenge your perspective on Trump and offer an alternative view of the man. However, you may still find parts of the quiz amusing and entertaining. For those who dislike Trump, you may find this quiz interesting and fun, but in a roundabout way, it can be excruciatingly painful.

Just to be clear, there are no wrong answers to this quiz.

Why did Trump grab a medal designated for the World Cup Champions, Chelsea?

1. Because he won’t win the Nobel Peace Prize, this is the closest metal he'll ever touch

2. No one would notice

3. Melania needed more jewelry

4. He’s a thief and a narcissist

Why did Trump recently say that the Washington Commanders should change their name back to the Redskins?

1. It was a slow news day, and he just said the first thing he thought of today

2. Melania locked him out of the bedroom.

3. He’s just a bully

4. He’s a big supporter of Native American sports nicknames

Why did Trump threaten Harvard with withholding funds?

1. He’s jealous that he was not accepted at Harvard

2. He hates Boston because there are too many educated people there

3. He’s upset that Harvard University is older than the United States

4. Not enough MAGA professors at Harvard

Why does Trump want to make Canada the 51^st state?

1. He loves their maple syrup

2. He wants more American hockey players in the NHL

3. He loves the maple leaf

4. He wants to eliminate the traffic jam at the Niagara Falls border crossing

Why doesn’t Trump smile?

1. He doesn’t want his makeup to show

2. Too much smiling may mess up his toupée

3. His father never smiled

4. Melania thinks smiling is weird

Why does Trump hate Obama?

1. Obama has a larger vocabulary and is quite intelligent, unlike Trump

2. Obama has the wrong skin color and Obama's father was from Kenya

3. Obama is from Chicago, and Trump hates Chicago

4. Obama is an attorney and taught at the University of Chicago and Trump hates UC

Why did Trump sign the Big Beautiful Bill this month?

1. J D Vance told him to

2. He wanted to anger MAGA

3. Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House, said it would help the poor in Louisiana

4. With this bill comes a tax cut for the wealthiest Americans, which will allow Melania to buy more expensive designer dresses

Why does Trump hate wind energy so much?

1. The wind turbines make too much noise and hurts birds

2. MAGA hates renewable energy because it's too woke

3. Wind energy may hurt his big oil supporters who favor nonrenewable resources

4. He’s an expert in Ornithology

Why does Trump hate being called a TACO (Trump Always Chickens Out)

1. Because it hurts his feelings

2. Trump doesn’t like Mexican food or Mexicans

3. MAGA followers hate that term

4. Fox News thinks it’s disrespectful

Why did Trump want to become President?

1. It would help his ego and prevent him from going to federal prison

2. Being President would greatly enrich his portfolio

3. He wants to become King Donald

4. He wants to neglect American citizens the way he was neglected as a child

Why does Trump have unwavering support for Israel?

1. Jewish Americans contribute the most to his campaign and his son-in-law is Jewish

2. He’s a devout Christian who believes Israel is the Holy Land

3. He hates Arabs and Arab-Americans

4. He's afraid of AIPAC (American Israel Public Affairs Committee)

Why does Trump want to shut down the Department of Education

1. He doesn’t think Americans need too much education with the onset of AI

2. He hates teacher unions

3. As a child, he wouldn’t shut up in school and was reprimanded for always having his mouth open

4. He was often sent to the principal’s office due to playground bullying

Why does Trump believe he ultimately belongs on Mt Rushmore?

1. He has rocks for brains. He would fit nicely on Mt Rushmore

2. He thinks he’s the best president ever

3. Kristi Noem is from there

4. He’s hated in NY, so why not SD

Why does Trump get sued so much?

1. He’s targeted so much by sore losers

2. He loves to be the center of attention

3. He’s trying to drain the swamp in DC

4. He loves all the marble in large courtrooms

Why does Trump want Greenland to become part of the United States?

1. He thinks Greenland is green and Iceland is ice (which is just the opposite)

2. Green is his favorite color, especially while developing real estate in the NY area

3. It would make him look great until Denmark checked Trump's credit rating

4. He covets rare earth minerals, but Greenland wants to mine its own business

Why do so many Americans think Trump is a successful businessman?

1. Because he says so

2. Because of Trump University

3. It was mentioned on TV that he was a successful businessman, so it must be true

4. Because he knows how to fire people, especially as seen on The Apprentice

How do most European leaders view Donald Trump?

1. Dangerous

2. Arrogant

3. Unqualified

4. Inability to understand complex problems

5. All of the Above

Who loves Donald Trump?

1. Lindsey Graham

2. Marjorie Taylor Green

3. Dr. Phil

4. Rudy Giuliani

5. All of the Above

How should Americans feel about Trump being our President?

1. Good chance for dementia researchers to study the effects he has on the US Constitution

2. See how low he can go as President

3. The opportunity to start another Civil War

4. See if he can become the wealthiest person in the world while being President

Why do most politicians in the GOP always agree with Trump?

1. They’re afraid

2. If they speak their mind, Trump may threaten them by being primaried by another candidate

3. He’s their Messiah

4. Trump always gets his way

Why did Trump get angry with Zelensky early this year?

1. Trump said that he could end the war one day. Zelensky makes him look bad

2. Putin controls Trump 

3. Trump wants to destroy the world order

4. Money saved by not supporting Ukraine can go to American billionaires in tax cuts

Why did Trump bar The Wall Street Journal from traveling with the president to Scotland?

1. Trump is petty

2. WSJ refuses to settle the lawsuit with Trump

3. He is no longer pals with Rupert Murdoch

4. Trump is petty and vindictive 

The Trump Quiz