Critical Political Questions Need a Response
- Kevin Schwarm
- 4 days ago
- 4 min read
Updated: 2 days ago
Another satire quiz about the goings on in Washington, D.C. this summer. As a reminder, there are no wrong answers.
What does the World think of the Israeli government?
The Israeli government are hypocrites
Will there ever be peace in the Middle East?
Why does the USA give absolute support to Israel?
Christian nationalism is bad for Palestinians
What does the world think of Trump?
He has never seen a mirror that he didn’t admire
He’s Lucifer dressed like a politician
Are Americans that stupid?
He only whines when he doesn’t get his way
Is Trump a felon?
Depends on who you ask
Not according to evangelicals
No, it’s selective enforcement
It’s not bad because it's more white collar crime, which to some, isn’t a real crime
What does Trump think about crime overall?
If they were white, he might pardon them
If they broke into the Capitol, they're not real criminals
If he can benefit somehow, he’ll ensure he’s compensated
If they’re brown, flush them down
Has Trump ever lied?
Not according to him
Only if the country overall benefits
Every time he speaks
Ask his cabinet members from 2016 (41 of 44 former members didn't support him in 2024)
Why doesn’t Trump ever apologize?
He’s never wrong
Doesn’t know how; never learned this during his formative years
Those who apologize are losers
Bullies know it’s a disadvantage to apologize
Why did the Justice Department pay $5 million to the estate of Ashli Babbitt?
The officer, who shot her, was black, and according to Trump, said he was a "thug"
Ashli just wanted to take pics of all the marble in the Capitol
Trump is a racist
He’s delusional, convincing himself that what the rioters did on Jan 6 was OK
Why does Trump support Israel?
They have more $ and clout than the Palestinians
His best friends are Jews
His son-in-law is Jewish
The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) tells him to
Why wasn’t Trump able to create peace in Ukraine after the Russian invasion?
He lied
It’s hard to deal with Putin
It wouldn’t benefit him financially
He’s preoccupied with the Epstein controversy
Why does Trump say that he doesn’t understand all the fuss about releasing the Epstein files?
Deflecting or downplaying?
First lie ever?
He’s guilty of something nefarious
He’s stupid
Why does Trump say he’s the greatest president ever?
Because he is
Delusional Donny
He’s narcissistic
Shouldn’t he leave that to historians?
Why is Trump’s approval rating still above 40%?
Many of the electorate are stupid
His supporters are in a cult
America is doomed
America is still a racist country
What did Trump mean when he said, “There’s no deal until there’s a deal”
He didn't know what else to say
He's the most excellent deal maker, but can't seem to end the conflict in Ukraine
You'll be the first to know because I'm never shy about my accomplishments
He wants it to end, regardless of how the conflict is resolved
Why was the “little man” so gleeful while walking on the red carpet in Alaska?
He knows he can praise and manipulate Trump into giving up Ukrainian land for peace
He’s not interested in peace, trying to meet with Trump while Russian drones attack cities within Ukraine
He invaded a country that wasn’t directly involved in the peace talks in Alaska
Even if no peace, he may get Trump to lessen some economic sanctions on Russia
Why did Trump stoop to cold-calling the Norwegian diplomats to pester them about the Nobel Peace Prize?
He has no shame
He put the cart before the horse
He only wants peace in the world to benefit himself
He thinks he deserves it because he appointed well-trained diplomats
Why are some European leaders going with Zelensky when visiting Trump this week?
They don't trust Putin
They don't trust Trump
They want to be involved in the peace negotiations
They feel that if they flatter Trump, he may be open to their concerns about ending the war
Why does Trump regularly wear a red tie?
He's colorblind
Red is closely associated with communism, and he wants to rule with an iron fist like Putin
He hates the democrats
It's Melania's favorite color
Why does Trump want to engage in a "land swap" as a condition of peace?
It's easy
He doesn't want to piss off Putin
He gives a shit about Ukraine and the Ukrainian people
Any peace deal will bring him closer to winning the Nobel Peace Prize
Trump ordered the National Guard to patrol the streets of Washington for what purpose?
It reminds him of when he used to play with the green toy soldiers as a kid
He's letting everyone know that he's in charge
It's all about law and order
He's tired of seeing homeless people on the city streets while he's in his motorcade
Trump said his focus on deporting illegal immigrants was on those who have committed serious crimes. Is this correct?
ICE will do whatever it wants to
It was only a campaign slogan
Arresting any illegals looks good on Fox News
J. D. Vance told him to do this
Why is the Trump administration reducing the number of employees at the IRS?
His wealthy supporters with astute accountants will be happy
He doesn't realize the long-term ramifications of his decision
Paying taxes is for losers
He wants the working class to pay a disproportionate amount of federal taxes
Critical Political Questions Need a Response
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