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Crete And Olive Adventures
Athens and Crete Youth hostels were quite inexpensive in Athens so I spent a week deciding how to proceed for the last two months of '82...

Kevin Schwarm
Aug 28, 20206 min read
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Listen to the President Y’all, Play College Football This Fall
Satire (Noun): the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in...

Kevin Schwarm
Aug 21, 20205 min read
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Honor President Trump With Mt. Trumpmore?
Satire (Noun): the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in...

Kevin Schwarm
Aug 14, 20204 min read
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Walking in Libertyville (Illinois) during a Pandemic - Part I
During this pandemic, I was trying to determine what I can and can't do from a safe and healthy perspective. With limited social...

Kevin Schwarm
Jul 24, 20205 min read
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The Villages Love the Stable Genius
Recently, in late June, there was a Trump rally in the town square at Lake Sumter Landing in The Villages – that made the rounds on...

Kevin Schwarm
Jul 3, 20204 min read
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What Would Trump's Response Be?
This quiz will test your knowledge of how President Trump feels about his present and former cabinet members. The initial comments by...

Kevin Schwarm
Jun 26, 20204 min read
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What Makes America Great - Part VII
An irreverent and snarky look at what makes America great! Do Wearing Face Masks Need to be Political? Recently, it appears that some...

Kevin Schwarm
Jun 19, 20204 min read
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Why are Some Brands Used as a Verb When Others are Not?
This article, in part satirical, is about how American English speakers use some brand names as a verb in everyday language although not...

Kevin Schwarm
Jun 12, 20205 min read
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South Beach Salon Blues in Clearwater Beach
In mid-May, my wife and I spent several weeks in Clearwater Beach waiting for the self-quarantine to end in Illinois when my wife said...

Kevin Schwarm
May 29, 20203 min read
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You Got Me ESPN...
So on May 12, 2020, ESPN published their ‘Top 74 Players of All-Time’ list on espn.com. Before I perused the list, I told myself I would...

Kevin Schwarm
May 22, 20206 min read
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My Initiation To Beer
Most every Christmas, we get together with my wife’s family in Central Florida. Typically, we have a grab game where we go around either...

Kevin Schwarm
May 15, 20208 min read
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This is Not a Normal President
IT’S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU DONALD TRUMP It’s more than curious that Donald J. Trump’s signature will be on the stimulus checks mailed to...

Kevin Schwarm
May 8, 20205 min read
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Patience is a Virtue, Especially in the Midst of a Pandemic
According to the Washington Post’s article on Saturday, April 25, there were nearly 2,000 protestors in Madison, Wisconsin, who descended...

Kevin Schwarm
Apr 30, 20204 min read
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Who Needs a Dishwasher When You Have 8 of Them?
My mom had a three-foot measuring stick and if you exceeded that length, you qualified for frequent dishwashing. In other words, at that...

Kevin Schwarm
Apr 24, 20205 min read
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Watching the Genius of Bill Belichick at Work
First, it was Bill Belichick’s birthday yesterday, so I wanted to wish Bill a Happy Birthday. Look, even though it was Bill’s birthday...

Kevin Schwarm
Apr 17, 20205 min read
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Learning to Be a Pinball Wizard While Camping
When I was around 12 or 13 years of age, our family vacations involved camping somewhere in Wisconsin. Typically it was between 2 and 3...

Kevin Schwarm
Apr 3, 20203 min read
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Brief Opinions on DJT, Beer and Winter
Be Careful DJT Our President tweeted this today: We have a perfectly coordinated and fine-tuned plan at the White House for our attack on...

Kevin Schwarm
Mar 13, 20204 min read
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Insightful Satire
Bad News Can't Be Everywhere... If I'm online and currently reading Google News and after a few minutes when the news is bad or skews...

Kevin Schwarm
Mar 6, 20204 min read
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Resume Miscues
A friend of mine has a small business and is looking for an administrative assistant to help in his financial services company. Because...

Kevin Schwarm
Feb 28, 20204 min read
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I'm Curious (Satire)
A few years ago, I worked at a Fortune 500 company that established a new campaign called What am I curious about? The tone was set by...

Kevin Schwarm
Feb 7, 20203 min read
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