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Something Else to Worry About...
Over the last several years, I met with physical and mental health providers, landscape architects, and other professionals about...

Kevin Schwarm
Jul 18, 20233 min read


Is Joe Rogan Lacking Critical Thinking Skills Regarding the War in Ukraine?
Article in Fox News on 6/28/23: Joe Rogan praises Trump for 'perfect' answer declaring he would end Russia-Ukraine war as president. All...

Kevin Schwarm
Jul 3, 20236 min read


Coffee with Frank: Discussing the Independent Counsel & Donald Trump (Political Satire)
I ran into Frank at our local café, whom I hadn’t seen since pre-Covid. At the time, I knew he was a Republican and had voted for Donald...

Kevin Schwarm
Jun 21, 20237 min read


What is Nikki Haley up to?
Recently, Nikki Haley (Nimrata Nikki Randhawa), the former Governor of South Carolina, entered the race for the 2024 Republican...

Kevin Schwarm
Jun 10, 20235 min read


Is Grocery Service Dead?
Typically, when I'm in a grocery store, I engage in a laser-focus mentality -- pick up a handful of items, pay, and then move on. I often...

Kevin Schwarm
May 31, 20234 min read


Dear Mr. President,
I know you’re running again for President in 2024, and your age is a liability to many of our electorate, but I have some suggestions for...

Kevin Schwarm
May 9, 20235 min read


Several Reasons Why I Think Ron is Not Qualified to be Governor of Florida
As most people know, Ron DeSantis has been the Governor of the state of Florida since early 2019. Before serving as governor, he...

Kevin Schwarm
Apr 17, 20235 min read


Thoughts and Prayers (Satire)
The massacre in Nashville marked the 17th school shooting in the United States this year, according to tracking by the Washington Post....

Kevin Schwarm
Apr 3, 20234 min read


Some Health Claims to Question...
In the March 2023 AARP Bulletin, a health-related article discusses 16 common beliefs about wellness that don't hold up. I've selected...

Kevin Schwarm
Mar 28, 20233 min read


Unaware or Ignorant Online Commentary
This blog post results from reading social media commentary on the latest online news articles. Some of these comments may be extreme...

Kevin Schwarm
Feb 28, 20234 min read


Misused or Questionable Words?
It's a new year, and Lake Superior State University has released its annual list of words that deserve to be "banished" from our...

Kevin Schwarm
Jan 5, 20235 min read


Spirit Saver$ Club
I received a call on my cell at 8 a.m. Saturday morning. I was waking up and missed the call, so there's always voicemail if the caller...

Kevin Schwarm
Dec 21, 20224 min read


Marketing Ad Questions
I receive the Clipper Magazine with coupons and specials from local businesses every month or two. This includes restaurant deals,...

Kevin Schwarm
Dec 2, 20223 min read


Survey Blues at Mariano's Grocery Store
Before my purchases were scanned at Mariano's in Vernon Hills, I handed the check-out person about nine coupons to be applied to my bill....

Kevin Schwarm
Nov 22, 20223 min read


Textin' With Ted (Political Satire)
Now that the weather has gotten colder, I don’t see my neighbors too often in the yard so one of my opinionated neighbors decided to text...

Kevin Schwarm
Nov 9, 20224 min read


What's up with Bill? Part III (Political Satire)
It was time to mow my front yard, but first, I had to pick up loose sticks and other debris from my lawn. As I was doing this, my...

Kevin Schwarm
Sep 23, 20224 min read


Things to Ponder...
No Picture of Snapping Turtle? Over this past week, I read about a very large snapping turtle that was washed onto the shore in Northern...

Kevin Schwarm
Sep 9, 20223 min read


What's up with Bill? Part II (Political Satire)
I was getting a fence installed in my yard a few weeks ago and as I supervised, Bill, a neighbor, walked by and wondered what I was...

Kevin Schwarm
Aug 24, 20225 min read


120-minute Wait When Next In Queue?
I had to call Allstate to confirm certain personal information, a confirmation I could not resolve by simply visiting their website....

Kevin Schwarm
Jul 8, 20223 min read


Who Needs a Dishwasher When You Have 8 of Them?
My mom had a three-foot measuring stick and if you exceeded that length, you qualified for frequent dishwashing. Essentially, if you...

Kevin Schwarm
Jun 16, 20225 min read
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